8 Dating Rules for Women In the Apocalypse

Dating is tough. Dating during the apocalypse is tougher. Follow these eight rules to find your apocalyptic partner.

🔥 1. Must be in good enough shape to run and carry me if needed.

🔥 2. Must be attractive. And by attractive, I mean you know how to kill something and get it ready to eat.

🔥 3. Have you had the big jab? In the apocalypse, vaxed date vaxed and unvaxed date unvaxed. It’s just the way it is.

🔥 4. No biting. Because, you know, zombies.

🔥 5. Do you have a secret or not-so-secret obsession with steampunk? I’ll take you and your equipment.

🔥 6. Age doesn’t matter; we aren’t looking for longevity here.

🔥 7. I could be persuaded if you have a big…gun.

🔥 8. If all else fails, in the apocalypse: There. Are. No. Rules.

For more dating tips visit my post: 10 Dating Tips For Men from Her to Him.

Do you have an apocalyptic dating rule? Share in the comments!

Cover photo by Наталья Бирюкова

5 Comments on “8 Dating Rules for Women In the Apocalypse

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