Dating is tough. Dating during the apocalypse is tougher. Follow these eight rules to find your apocalyptic partner.
🔥 1. Must be in good enough shape to run and carry me if needed.
🔥 2. Must be attractive. And by attractive, I mean you know how to kill something and get it ready to eat.
🔥 3. Have you had the big jab? In the apocalypse, vaxed date vaxed and unvaxed date unvaxed. It’s just the way it is.
🔥 4. No biting. Because, you know, zombies.
🔥 5. Do you have a secret or not-so-secret obsession with steampunk? I’ll take you and your equipment.
🔥 6. Age doesn’t matter; we aren’t looking for longevity here.
🔥 7. I could be persuaded if you have a big…gun.
🔥 8. If all else fails, in the apocalypse: There. Are. No. Rules.
For more dating tips visit my post: 10 Dating Tips For Men from Her to Him.
Do you have an apocalyptic dating rule? Share in the comments!
Cover photo by Наталья Бирюкова